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英语小故事：晚饭后我从不工作
A penny-pinching farmer didn’t want his hired hand to stop working. One morning, he told the farmhand, “It’s such a nuisance to come in from the field, wash up for lunch and take time to eat. Why don’t we save time and eat lunch now?” The hired man agre...
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英语幽默小故事：十块糖 Ten Candies
Ten Candies Mother asks her son, “Jim, if you have ten candies, and you eat four, then how many candles do you have?” “Ten.” Jim says. “Then,” Mother asks. “Yes, Mum. Four candles are in my stomach and six candies are out of my stomach. Four...
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英语幽默小故事：老年公民坐巴士
My husband，Michael，a bus driver，was passing a deserted bus stop when one of his passengers called out that a woman wanted to get on. He pulled up to the curb and opened the doors. 我丈夫，麦克是个开大巴士的。一次当他刚要开过一个无人上下车的车站时，一位乘客喊过有位老妇人要上车。麦克把车停靠在马路边，打开了车门。...
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英语幽默小故事：画蛇添足 Adding Feet to a Snake
Adding Feet to a Snake One day, Mr. Lion holds a party. Many animals come and drink a lot of wine. At last there is a pot of wine. Who can drink it? They drink out an idea and decide to have a match-Draw a snake. If you finish first, you can get it. ...
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英语幽默小故事：让鲜花代替您的语言
A gentleman entered a busy florist shop that displayed a large sign that read "Say It With Flowers". "Wrap up one rose,"he told the florist."Only one?"the florist asked." Just one，“the customer replied.“I'm a man of few words. " 一位先生走进一家生意兴隆的商店。他见...
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英语幽默小故事：是pig还是witch
A man is driving up a steep, narrow mountain road. a woman is driving down the same road. As they pass each other, the woman leans out of the window and yells "pig!!"The man immediately leans out of his window and replies, "witch!!"They each continue on...
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英语幽默故事：妻子的欲望
A woman and her husband were out shopping when she realized that she needed to purchase some hair color for her graying hair 一位女士在与他的丈夫购物时，她意识到她该为她的灰白头发买些染发水了。 "The day that you're inaugurated,"the wife replied.“ 那就要等到你就职的那天了。”妻子说。 "When are...
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英语幽默故事：医生住在楼下
"Doctor," she said loudly, bouncing into the room, "I want you to say frankly what's wrong with me." “医生”她冲进屋后大声说道。“我想让你坦率地说我到底得了什么病。” He surveyed her from head to foot. "Madam," he said at length, "I've just three things to tell you. First, your we...
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英语幽默故事：生日来临之际
For her 82nd birthday，I surprised my grandmother with a birthday greeting signed by the President. (Upon request，this service is available to seniors over 80.)When I asked grandma how she felt receiving a card from the White House，she had a ready answer. "T...
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英语幽默故事：狼的故事
After two sleepless nights in a noisy campground，my wife and I were dreading another evening of radios and singslongs. Then a middle-aged couple pulled into the space beside us. While the wife prepared dinner，her husband mounted two huge loud speakers on th...
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英语幽默故事：有趣的假设
Not long after my sister's wedding，one of my father's colleagues and his wife dropped in to see Mom and Dad.The guests had not been invited to the wedding, so when the woman said，”I'm sorry I didn't get over to the church the other day，”Mom assumed she mean...
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英语小故事短文：不知情的画家
Painstaking painter was hired to paint a wall of the palace .A panel would judge his painting a week later. Before work, the painter had collected many pamphlets about the palace.He noticed that the palace’s ceiling had a carved panel. He drew a draft o...
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英语小故事短文：男孩和钉子
Once there was a little boy who had a bad temper. His father gave him a bag of nails and told him that every time he lost his temper, he must hammer a nail into the fence. 从前，有一个小男孩，他的脾气很坏。他的父亲送给他一袋钉子。告诉他说，他每发一次火，就必须将一颗钉子钉在栅栏上。 The first day the boy...
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英语幽默故事：逼真的戏剧
When I taught the introduction-to-theater course at North Dakota State University, I required my students to attend the university theater‘s current production and write a critique. After viewing a particularly fine performance, one student wrote: "The play...
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英语幽默故事：园艺手套
For months I hinted that I needed a new wedding ring, since I had developed an allergy to gold. On my birthday, while I was gardening, my husband asked me for gift suggestions. I held my hands up and said, "Well, you‘ll notice that my hands are bare." 几...
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英语幽默故事：买帽子
A lady went to a hat shop to buy a hat. As she was very fussy, it took her a long time to pick on one。 一位妇女到一家帽子店买帽子。她很挑剔，用了很长时间才选好了一顶。 Already at the end of his patience the salesman was afraid that she might change her mind again so he tried to fl...
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英语幽默故事：我能得到什么
Teacher: If I cut a beefsteak in half and then cut the half in half, what do I get? 老师：如果我把一块牛排切成两半的两半，我能得到几块儿? Tommy: Quarters. 汤米：四块。 Teacher: And then if I cut it twice again? 老师：那我要是再切两次，我能得到什么呢? Tommy: Hamburger. 汤米：汉堡。...
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英语幽默故事：可怜的丈夫
"You can't imagine how difficult it is for me to deal with my wife," the man complained to his friend.“ 你根本无法想象和我妻子打交道是多么的难，”一个男人对他的朋友诉苦说， "She asks me a question, then answers it herself, and after that she explained to me for half an hour why my a...
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英语幽默故事：一物降一物
"It's annoying when my dentist starts up a conversation while he's working on my teeth，"one guy said to another. 一个人对另一个人说:“当我的牙医陪我看牙时，他总是跟我聊天。这真让我心烦。” "I know just what you mean，”replied his friend. "But my Uncle Edgar used to drive this dentist cr...
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英语幽默故事：父亲在哪儿？
Two brothers were looking at some beautiful paintings. 兄弟俩在看一些漂亮的油画。 The elder brother thought for a moment and then explained, "Obviously he was painting the pictures." 哥哥想了会儿，然后解释道：“很明显，他当时正在画这些画呗。” "Look," said the elder brother. "How nic...
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英语幽默故事：狗也知道这个谚语吗？
The little boy did not like the look of the barking dog. 一个小男孩非常不喜欢狗狂叫的样子。 "Ah, yes," answered the little boy. "I know the proverb, but does the dog know the proverb, too?" “啊，我是知道，可是狗也知道吗？” "It's all right," said a gentleman, "don't be afra...
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英语故事短文：Do not hit your old servant
An old woman had a cat. The cat was very old; she could not run quickly, and she could not bite, because she was so old. One day the old cat saw a mouse; she jumped and caught the mouse. But she could not bite it; so the mouse got out of her mouth and ran a...
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英语故事短文：乡下老鼠与城里老鼠
Once there were two mice. They were friends. One mouse lived in the country; the other mouse lived in the city. After many years the Country mouse saw the City mouse; he said, "Do come and see me at my house in the country." So the City mouse went. The City...
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英语故事：狮子和农夫
An Indian farmer and his child were toiling in the fields. It was almost dark by the time they had finished their work and the farmer said to the child, "Wow! It’s getting dark! Quickly pack up the tools and run. Let’s run quickly!" 有一个印度的农夫跟他的小孩子出去耕田,耕...
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英语故事：狐狸和公鸡
Fox and cock One morning a fox sees a cock.He thinks,"This is my breakfast.'' He comes up to the cock and says,"I know you can sing very well.Can you sing for me?''The cock is glad.He closes his eyes and begins to sing.The fox sees that and caches him...
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英语故事：小猪搬西瓜
In spring, the mother pig took the little pig LuLu to the foot of the mountain. They planted some watermelon. 春天的时候，猪妈妈带着小猪噜噜，在山坡下种了一大片西瓜。 When summer came, there were many big round watermelons in the field. 到了夏天，西瓜地里结满了又圆又大的西瓜。 One day, th...
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英语故事：洗澡的男孩
The Bathing Boy One day, Tom is bathing in a river. He doesn’t swim well and will be drown. He calls out loud for help. A man is just passing by. He doesn’t help the boy, but stands by and says to him. “How imprudent you are! It is dangerous to bath in the...
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英语故事：森林运动会
The Sports Meeting in the Forest There are many animals in the forest. Today is a fine day. Animals are having a sport meeting. Monkey, Fox, Panda, Rabbit and Bear are running. Look! Rabbit is the first. Fox and Monkey are the second. Bear is the third. The...
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英语故事：聪明的农民
A Clever Farmer Uncle Sam doesn’t like farmer. He thinks they are very foolish and only know work on the farm. One winter morning, the sun is shining. Uncle Sam sits on the step of his house. At that moment, a farmer with a map in his hand comes to him. Far...
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英语故事：我的“公鸡”闹钟
Hello! My name is Dongdong. Do you know I have a nice clock? It is a beautiful clock. It is in my bedroom. In m\fact it is an alarm clock. The big and round body is made of plastics and the clock is set in it. There is a red comb on its head. When you want...
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英语故事：漂亮的洋娃娃
Tina is a lovely girl. She has a lot of dolls. One of these dolls is very beautiful. She has long blond hair and wears a white dress. The little girl likes her very much. She called her “Sandy”. You would forget all the sad things and become happy when you...
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英语故事：调皮的猴子
It’s very hot.. An old man is asleep on the chair. A fly comes and sits on the end of the man’s nose. The old man has a naughty monkey. He chases the fly. The fly comes back again and sits on the old man’s nose again. The monkey chases it away again and aga...
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小学生英语故事：The three happy brothers
There were three brothers.They each decided to find a precious treasure and meet a year later.One year later, the three brothers gathered again. They each boasted about the treasure they had. The oldest brother brought a telescope. "I found a telescope...
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小学生英语故事：The wolf and the old woman
A hungry wolf is searching for food everywhere.When he comes to a cottage,he hears a child crying .An old woman fusses and say to the little child:Stop crying! Otherwise,i will throw you to the wolf .hearing this and the wolf believes that and waited outsid...
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小学生英语故事： The Crab and the Fox
A crab once left the sea-shore and went and settled in a meadow some way inland, which looked very nice and green and seemed likely to be a good place to feed in. But a hungry fox came along and spied the crab and caught him.Just as he was going to be eaten...
