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英语笑话：我是坐在爸爸膝盖上的
Little Johnny says "Mom, when I was on the bus with Daddy this morning, 小强尼说：“妈妈，今天早上和爸爸在公车上时， he told me to give up my seat to a lady." 他叫我让座给一位女士。” "You've done the right thing," says Mommy. 妈妈说：“你做得很对呀。” "But Mommy, I was sitting...
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英语笑话：耳朵还在我衣兜里
Ivan came home with a bloody nose 伊凡鼻子流着血回到家里。 and his mother asked, "What happened?" 他妈妈问，“发生了什么事?” "A kid bit me," replied Ivan.“ 一个男孩咬了我一口，”伊凡说。 "Would you recognize him if you saw him again?" asked his mother. “再见到他你能认出来吗?”妈妈...
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趣味英语笑话：对不起，本店不找零钱
A friend and I were standing in line at a fast-food restaurant, waiting to place our order. 我和一个朋友在快餐店排队订餐 There was a big sign posted. "No bills larger than $20 will be accepted." 那里很醒目地写着，不接受超过20美元的大钞(请自备零钱)。 The woman in front of us, poin...
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逗人开心的英语笑话:世界上最伟大的击剑手
At an exhibition of the world's best swordsman, the third-place fencer took the stage. 在一场世界最佳击剑手表演中，排名第三的击剑手上场了。 A fly was released, and with an arc of his sword he cut the fly in half. 一只苍蝇放了出来，剑划了一个弧，他将苍蝇劈成了两半。 The crowd cheered. 观众欢呼...
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英语小笑话：好消息和坏消息
Good News And Bad News "There's good news and bad news," the divorce lawyer told his client.“有好消息，也有坏消息，”离婚律师告诉他的当事人。 "I could sure use some good news," sighed the client. “我总能听到一些好消息吧，”当事人叹了口气说， "What's it?" “是什么好消息?” "Your wife isn't d...
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有趣的英语笑话:时间对我们俩来说都是金钱
As the taxi came to a screeching halt at a traffic light, 当出租车在遇到红灯急刹车时， I asked the driver, "Do you agree that 'Time is money'?" 我问司机：“你同意‘时间就是金钱’这种说法吗?” "Well, it's a very common saying. “ 哦，这是一个普遍说法。 Who will care so much about th...
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适合在英语课堂上讲的笑话：会为你演奏的
A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. 一男子去酒吧，点了一杯啤酒。 He takes his first sip and sets it down. 他喝了一口放下。 While he is looking around the bar, 当他环视酒吧时， a monkey swings down 发现一只猴子荡下来， and steals the pint of beer from him befo...
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英语笑话：有你和我是候选人
The preacher was vexed because a certain member of his congregation always fell asleep during the sermon. As the man was snoring in the front row one Sunday, the preacher determined he would teach him not to sleep during the sermon. So, in a whisper...
