英语幽默小故事:岳母
A big-game hunter went on safari with his wife and mother-in-law. One evening, while still deep in the jungle, the Mrs awoke to find her mother gone. Rushing to her husband, she insisted on them both trying to find her mother.
一位职业猎人带着妻子和岳母一块去游猎。一个傍晚,丛林深处,夫人突然发现母亲不见了。她坚持两个人都要努力去找到母亲。
The hunter picked up his rifle, took a swig of whiskey, and started to look for her. In a clearing not far from the camp, they came upon a chilling sight: the mother-in-law was backed up against a thick, impenetrable bush, and a large male lion stood facing her.
猎人拿起了他的来福,喝了一大口威士忌,开始找人。在营地不远处,他们看到了一个令人震惊的地方:岳母背对着一大丛灌木,一只雄狮正看着她。
The wife cried, "What are we going to do?"
夫人哭道:“我们该怎么办?”
"Nothing," said the hunter husband. "The lion got himself into this mess, let him get himself out of it."
“没什么”,猎人丈夫说道,“狮子自己走进这么乱的地方的,让他自己出来吧。”

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