英语幽默小故事：如何清洗一只猫

　　Thoroughly clean the toilet. Add the required amount of shampoo to the toilet water, and have both lids lifted. Obtain the cat and soothe him while you carry him towards the bathroom.

　　仔细地打扫卫生间。在马桶中加入适量的洗发乳，打开盖子。带猫去卫生间的时候，小心地安慰它。

　　In one smooth movement, put the cat in the toilet and close both lids (you may need to stand on the lid so that he cannot escape).

　　麻溜地把猫丢进马桶，盖上盖子（你可能需要站在盖子上，以防它逃脱）。

　　CAUTION!!!!!

　　一定要小心！！！！

　　Do not get any part of your body too close to the edge, as his paws will be reaching out for any purchase they can find.

　　不要太靠近边缘，它的爪子可能会伸出来抓住任何可以抓住的东西。

　　Flush the toilet three or four times.

　　冲洗马桶三到四次。

　　Have someone open the door to the outside and ensure that there are no people between the toilet and the outside door.

　　让其他的某人打开出去的门，确保马桶和外门间没有人。

　　Stand behind the toilet as far as you can, and quickly lift both lids. The now-clean cat will rocket out of the toilet, and run outside where he will dry himself.

　　站得离马桶尽量远一点，快速地打开盖子。洗干净的猫会从马桶里发射出来并跑出去，然后会去某个地方擦干自己。

　　Sincerely,

　　真诚的，

　　The DOG

　　狗

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