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英语小笑话：你眼睛都闭上了
When a group of women got on the car, every seat was already occupied. The conductor noticed a man who seemed to be asleep, and fearing he might miss his stop, he nudged him and said: "Wake up, sir!" 当一群妇女上车之后，车上的座位全都被占满了。售票员注意到一名男子好象是睡着了，他担心这个人会坐过站，就用肘...
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英语小笑话：为什么我的答案是错的
"You can't imagine how difficult it is for me to deal with my wife," the man complained to his friend.“ 你根本无法想象和我妻子打交道是多么的难，”一个男人对他的朋友诉苦说 "She asks me a question, then answers it herself, and after that she explained to me for half an hour why my an...
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英语小笑话：爸爸去哪儿了
Two brothers were looking at some beautiful paintings. 兄弟俩在看一些漂亮的油画。 "Look," said the elder brother. "How nice these paintings are!" “看，”哥哥说，“这些画多漂亮呀!” "Yes," said the younger, "but in all these paintings there is only the mother and the chi...
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英语小笑话：我想你嫁给农夫琼斯
Old Farmer Johnson was dying. 老农约翰逊就要死了。 The family was standing around his bed. 他的家人都站在床边。 With a low voice he said to his wife: "When I'm dead I want you to marry farmer Jones." 他声音低沉地对妻子说：“我死后，我想你嫁给农夫琼斯。” Wife: "No, I can't marry...
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英语小笑话：我是教历史的
A history teacher and his wife were sitting at a table 一位历史老师和他的妻子在吃饭 the wife asked “Anything new at work”, and he replied", no, I am teaching History". 妻子问到：“工作上有什么新鲜事吗?”丈夫回答说：“没有，我是教历史的。” 词汇学习： history teacher 历史老师 replied 回答 [rep...
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英语小笑话：现在尾巴到哪里去了
The lecturer on evolution had been going on for nearly two hours. then he started again, and said he:"Let me ask the evolutionist a question --- if we had tails like a baboon, where are they?" 教进化论的老师已经滔滔不绝地讲了快两个小时，他的话题又来了：“让我向进化论者提个问题——如果我们曾经像狒狒那样长着尾巴，...
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趣味英语笑话:对不起，本店不找零钱
A friend and I were standing in line at a fast-food restaurant, waiting to place our order. 我和一个朋友在快餐店排队订餐 There was a big sign posted. "No bills larger than $20 will be accepted." 那里很醒目地写着，不接受超过20美元的大钞(请自备零钱)。 The woman in front of us, poin...
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英语幽默笑话：干净的杯子
joe and fred were helping to build a house in a village. the weather was very warm, there was a lot of dust everywhere, and by half past twelve, they were very thirsty, so they stopped work to have their lunch. they found the nearest small bar, went in and...
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英语幽默笑话：斯威夫特博士与小厮
a wealthy old lady who lived near dr. swift used to send him presents occasionally by her servant. dr. swift took her presents but never gave the boy anything for his trouble. one day as swift was busy with his writing, the boy rushed into his room, knocked...
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英语笑话：能允许它和我睡一间屋子吗
A man wrote a letter to a small hotel he planned to visit on his vacation: "I would very much like to bring my dog with me. 一个人给一家他计划在假期里停留的小旅馆写了封信，“我非常希望带着我的狗， He is well-groomed and very well behaved. 它很干净很有教养， Would you be willing to perm...
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英语笑话：为什么不拿回来
One day, the father lets eight year-old son send a letter, 有一天,父亲让八岁的儿子去寄一封信, the son took the letter , 儿子已经拿着信跑了 the father then remembered didn't write the address and addressee's name on the envelope. 父亲才想起信封上没写地址和收信人的名字。 After th...
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英语笑话：我是坐在爸爸膝盖上的
Little Johnny says "Mom, when I was on the bus with Daddy this morning, 小强尼说：“妈妈，今天早上和爸爸在公车上时， he told me to give up my seat to a lady." 他叫我让座给一位女士。” "You've done the right thing," says Mommy. 妈妈说：“你做得很对呀。” "But Mommy, I was sitting...
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英语笑话：耳朵还在我衣兜里
Ivan came home with a bloody nose 伊凡鼻子流着血回到家里。 and his mother asked, "What happened?" 他妈妈问，“发生了什么事?” "A kid bit me," replied Ivan.“ 一个男孩咬了我一口，”伊凡说。 "Would you recognize him if you saw him again?" asked his mother. “再见到他你能认出来吗?”妈妈...
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趣味英语笑话：对不起，本店不找零钱
A friend and I were standing in line at a fast-food restaurant, waiting to place our order. 我和一个朋友在快餐店排队订餐 There was a big sign posted. "No bills larger than $20 will be accepted." 那里很醒目地写着，不接受超过20美元的大钞(请自备零钱)。 The woman in front of us, poin...
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逗人开心的英语笑话:世界上最伟大的击剑手
At an exhibition of the world's best swordsman, the third-place fencer took the stage. 在一场世界最佳击剑手表演中，排名第三的击剑手上场了。 A fly was released, and with an arc of his sword he cut the fly in half. 一只苍蝇放了出来，剑划了一个弧，他将苍蝇劈成了两半。 The crowd cheered. 观众欢呼...
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英语小笑话：好消息和坏消息
Good News And Bad News "There's good news and bad news," the divorce lawyer told his client.“有好消息，也有坏消息，”离婚律师告诉他的当事人。 "I could sure use some good news," sighed the client. “我总能听到一些好消息吧，”当事人叹了口气说， "What's it?" “是什么好消息?” "Your wife isn't d...
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有趣的英语笑话:时间对我们俩来说都是金钱
As the taxi came to a screeching halt at a traffic light, 当出租车在遇到红灯急刹车时， I asked the driver, "Do you agree that 'Time is money'?" 我问司机：“你同意‘时间就是金钱’这种说法吗?” "Well, it's a very common saying. “ 哦，这是一个普遍说法。 Who will care so much about th...
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适合在英语课堂上讲的笑话：会为你演奏的
A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. 一男子去酒吧，点了一杯啤酒。 He takes his first sip and sets it down. 他喝了一口放下。 While he is looking around the bar, 当他环视酒吧时， a monkey swings down 发现一只猴子荡下来， and steals the pint of beer from him befo...
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英语笑话：有你和我是候选人
The preacher was vexed because a certain member of his congregation always fell asleep during the sermon. As the man was snoring in the front row one Sunday, the preacher determined he would teach him not to sleep during the sermon. So, in a whisper...
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趣味英文小游戏：What Can I Do for You?
小学英语趣味游戏：What Can I Do for You?怎么玩？阿尔法趣味英语网今天给大家带来这个英语课堂游戏，体验一下英语的魅力。Teacher：What do you do at home，Tom？Tom：I do my homework.Teacher：Indeed？That's very good.And nothing clse？Tom：I watch TV.Teacher：I see.And what about you，Betty？Betty：1 wash up the bowls an...
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趣味英文小游戏：Twenty Questions (I Spy with My Little Eye)
小学英语趣味游戏：Twenty Questions (I Spy with My Little Eye)怎么玩？阿尔法趣味英语网今天给大家带来这个英语课堂游戏，体验一下英语的魅力。游戏的主角（教师或学生）想好一件物品，并说出这件物品名的第一个字母。学生必须通过提问的方式猜出这件物品。游戏规定，学生对每件物品最多只能提二十个问题。猜中的学生得分或获得当主角的权利。此游戏可由易到难分三步进行：（A）被猜的是一件教室里的物品（如书桌）：主角说：“I spy with my little eye something beg...
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趣味英文小游戏：Fruit Basket
小学英语趣味游戏：Fruit Basket怎么玩？阿尔法趣味英语网今天给大家带来这个英语课堂游戏，体验一下英语的魅力。Teacher：Children，I like autumn because I like fruit.Jane：I like fruit，too.I like melons.Teacher：Oh，you do.Here is a good melon for you..教师说完后，便拿出一张“香瓜”图片给Jane。Tom：I like water-melons.Teacher：Then take...
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趣味英文小游戏：This Is My Nose
小学英语趣味游戏：This Is My Nose怎么玩？阿尔法趣味英语网今天给大家带来这个英语课堂游戏，体验一下英语的魅力。教师一边指着自己的手，一边说：“Oh，Oh，something is wrong with my foot."Cathy提醒老师说：“With your hand."但教师却继续说：“I don't hear.Something is wrong with my nose."他说时竟指着自己的耳朵。大家不禁笑了。这时，教师宣布：要做游戏了。他请学生选出主角...
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趣味英文小游戏：Memory Game
小学英语趣味游戏：Memory Game怎么玩？阿尔法趣味英语网今天给大家带来这个英语课堂游戏，体验一下英语的魅力。Teacher：Children，now let's play a game to train your memory.Henry，what are the capitals of England and the USA？Henry：London and Washington.Teacher：Jane，repeat what Henry has said and tell us the nam...
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趣味英文小游戏：Who Is the Last to Finish the Sentence ?
小学英语趣味游戏：Who Is the Last to Finish the Sentence ?怎么玩？阿尔法趣味英语网今天给大家带来这个英语课堂游戏，体验一下英语的魅力。这是一一个扩句练习。教师在黑板上写一个只有主、谓语的简单句（例如：People go），要求学生依次添-一个词，逐渐扩展句子。但是，旬子意思必须完整，而且无语法错误。此外，学生还要注意语调，不可随意停顿。谁添上最后一个词，谁就获胜。Teacher：People go...One，two...Martin：People go to...Ann：P...
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趣味英文小游戏：What Was the Reason ?
小学英语趣味游戏：What Was the Reason ?怎么玩？阿尔法趣味英语网今天给大家带来这个英语课堂游戏，体验一下英语的魅力。游戏从教师叙事导入。Tcacher：Yesterday morning I was hurrying to school.On my way I saw an old woman.：She was running from a bus-stop down the road to a building.Ilooked at her and I understood what had...
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趣味英文小游戏：Explain Yourself
小学英语趣味游戏：Explain Yourself怎么玩？阿尔法趣味英语网今天给大家带来这个英语课堂游戏，体验一下英语的魅力。教师说一个能作为一篇短文结尾的句子，要求学生以这一个句子作为结束语编一个故事。谁编的故事最符合逻辑、最有趣，谁就获胜。可作为故事结束语的句子有：一I could neither go to school nor home.一Luckily I found some people who could swim.一I felt very sorry when I was late for sch...
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趣味英文小游戏：Chatterbox
小学英语趣味游戏：Chatterbox怎么玩？阿尔法趣味英语网今天给大家带来这个英语课堂游戏，体验一下英语的魅力。这个游戏规定：游戏时，学生只能互相表扬、报喜和说优点。游戏从师生对话导入：Teacher：Betty，you paint very well.Betty：I do.But who has told you that I can paint？Teacher：Who do you think it could be？Betty：Jane says that I paint very well.She lov...
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趣味英文小游戏：Make It Clear
小学英语趣味游戏：Make It Clear怎么玩？阿尔法趣味英语网今天给大家带来这个英语课堂游戏，体验一下英语的魅力。教师给学生朗读一封信。这封信是为训练学生的提问能力而特意编写的。他对学生说，这是他从前的一个学生寄来的。由于写信人漫不经心，因此使人对信的内容感到费解。同学们要弄懂信的内容，就必须提问。Teacher：Not long ago I received a letter from one of my students.Just listen to his letter：“Dear friends，no...
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趣味英文小游戏：Response
小学英语趣味游戏：Response怎么玩？阿尔法趣味英语网今天给大家带来这个英语课堂游戏，体验一下英语的魅力。这是个接句游戏。教师说一-句话，学生听后马上接上一句话。两句之间必须有紧密的联系。TeacherI received a letter, Cathy.I had a cup, Martin.I had a ticket, Ann.I had a ball, John.I had an apple, Janc.I had a fishing rod, Tom.I had a cassette record-i...
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趣味英文小游戏：The "When" Clause
小学英语趣味游戏：The "When" Clause怎么玩？阿尔法趣味英语网今天给大家带来这个英语课堂游戏，体验一下英语的魅力。教师先提一连串的问题，让学生听：Teacher：Cathy，when will your pen-friend answer your letter？Jane，when will you learn the poem I gave you？Bob，when will you have your hair cut？Tom，when will the weather be...
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趣味英文小游戏： The "If" Chain
小学英语趣味游戏：The "If" Chain怎么玩？阿尔法趣味英语网今天给大家带来这个英语课堂游戏，体验一下英语的魅力。这是个接句游戏。教师要引导学生使用带条件从句的主从复合句。游戏时，要求前后学生的接句意思连贯，即后者带if的条件从句和前者的主句内容一致。游戏从谈爱畜导入：Teacher：Children，1 have a pet.I am very happy.Betty：I have a pet，too.I have a kitten.David：I have a dog.Cathy：I...
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趣味英文小游戏：So .. Could Hardly ..
小学英语趣味游戏：So .. Could Hardly ..怎么玩？阿尔法趣味英语网今天给大家带来这个英语课堂游戏，体验一下英语的魅力。教师在黑板上写一个形容词或副词，要求学生用“so....could hardly...造句。学生在准备-一至两分钟后，便依次轮流读出自己造好的句子。对造句造得最好的学生，教师可颁发小奖品，以资鼓励。下列句子仅供参考：1.The plane was so far away that I could hardly sce it.2.The ice was so hard that I...
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趣味英文小游戏：Tell Me How ...
小学英语趣味游戏：Tell Me How ...怎么玩？阿尔法趣味英语网今天给大家带来这个英语课堂游戏，体验一下英语的魅力。教师请一名学生（Tom）到黑板前来，给他一张纸条，纸上写着一个副词，让班里其他同学猜。Teacher：He's writing.Tell me how he's writing.Henry（ddrssing Tom）：You're writing neatly.Tom（consuling the piece of paper）：No，I'm not.Toni：Y...
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趣味英文小游戏：The Pyramid
小学英语趣味游戏：The Pyramid怎么玩？阿尔法趣味英语网今天给大家带来这个英语课堂游戏，体验一下英语的魅力。教师拿出一张特制的可以拆开的三角形纸片。它由几块颜色不同、大小各异的纸片组成。教师让学生看--分钟后，便一边把它拆开，一边说：“The white piece is the biggest of all.It must be at the bottom.The red piece.is smaller than the white one.It must go after the white one,...
